Thou shalt not vex a stranger

So here's the deal all you bloggers out there...I have this expectation of myself that is rather high, and when i don't feel I am achieving it, I leave it alone. So be it....I have not touched my blog in a month. It's quite ridiculous, but I HATE blogging....because:

• I don't know all the fancy things, and wish I could do it.
• My bum gets flatter every second I am sitting on the darn couch on my computer

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• I...just get plain old and frustrated. Silliness yes, but truth i speak.

I'm kinda a boring person, and when I sit down to blog....this is what I think

"ummmm...what should I blog? Maybe I could blog about how I am going to run a half marathon? Oh wait...I've done that like 5 times before. hmmmm....or I could blog about how....hmmm, well...maybe tomorrow i'll think of something."

So there you have it.

Check back in a month and maybe i'll have something cool. Like......uhh.....my child is sleeping through the night. Ya...we'll see about that one.

Goal: Become the coolest blogger in town. hee hee hee. baaaahaaaaaa!! ha ha ha ha ha!!

Tips are welcome.

And.... here I am: No my hair hasn't changed.

On the wings of love...